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vinegod:

we know eachother too well by Cody Ko

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

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itskaleena:

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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i fucking hated those things

Found the asexual

(Source: manda)

hinoneko:

konekoling:

vocaloidpics:

David Letterman is going to have a fascinating guest on The Late Night Show October 8th…

That’s right! It’s the blue-haired diva herself HATSUNE MIKU!!!! 

The official MIKU EXPO Twitter announced that the popular variety late night talk show, starring David Letterman and Paul Shaffer, will have Miku perform to show off the technologies of how a live concert would work. This is likely to promote the MIKU EXPO event which takes place a few days after that show. 

It’s good to know that Miku is expanding to places we never thought imaginable! 

(Info taken from MikuFan)

w hat the fuck is happening

my favorite thing about this is that it leads to one of two equally perfect conclusions:

a) david letterman has absolutely no idea what a vocaloid is and will have to suffer through his own talk show being briefly taken over by a chirping holographic cartoon robot teenager using technology he only vaguely understands, or

b) david letterman currently is/will soon be a fan of hatsune miku

turntablesandjuiceboxes:

gayforthewindyboy:

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carcinokarkles:

turntablesandjuiceboxes:

sO
the gif on the left is literally my first post on this blog(around start of january?), whereas the one on the left is from a couple of days ago(end of april)
that is the same wig- though ive cut it now, still the same room, still the same glasses

this is only a few months apart??

im in almost physical pain at that first one oh christ

it’s like the one on the left is 13yo dave and the one on the right is older dave

time lapse on the meteor right there

holy shIT

You’ve absorbed the Dave-ness. You’re not cosplaying Dave anymore, you ARE Dave.

i have become the strider

themosthorror:

In 2005, Slevin was pulled over in rural New Mexico for a suspected DUI. Slevin showed signs of mental illness, and the police feared he was a suicide risk. So, they stuck him in solitary confinement. Days passed, and then weeks. Slevin’s pleas for information about his case fell on deaf ears.

Slevin wasn’t allowed to shave and was only rarely allowed to shower. His clothes were rotting off his body, and the prison staff refused to give him more. Every day, prison staff walked by his cell and gave him food, but ignored his increasingly desperate attempts to get help.

Slevin was in prison for almost two years without reason. Upon release Slevin sued for $22 million.

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